n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

nevver:

This corrosion, Seung-Hwan OH

the-goddamazon:

I NEED IT

the-goddamazon:

I NEED IT

"I ruled a smoking, wrecked kingdom with a hard and deadly hand. It was dark and gory. No one liked living there, not even its king. It had a soundtrack. All screams."

John Darnielle, Wolf in White Van (via ummwhat)

manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

theconstant-thedisconnect:

I love my skin!

this is so important

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

queerhawkeye:

the kids don’t stand a chance - the obviously superior version

lilfoxtrot:

My smug little turnip butt.

d0gbl0g:

bubble dog

d0gbl0g:

bubble dog